Elizabeth Taylor in Cleopatra (1963)
In honor of the “EAT RICE - POTATOES MAKE YOUR BUTT BIG” bumper sticker I saw in the Whole Foods parking lot…
I am eating a baked potato with butter, sour cream and Bacon Bits on it.
Inhale deeply from my fat ass, granola bitch.
Things people never say:
Man, I got so high. I went through an entire bottle of Perrier!